Ready For My Close-Up

Just as soon as they call me. Cuz you know I had to nominate myself. I mean, c'mon...a guy who does hilarious commentary on showbiz minutiae for his vlog while milking a goat? That's what I call "unique."

Wonder if a farmer-filmmaker filming the farmer-filmmakers filming the aforementioned farmer-filmmaker would be too, eh, meta. I don't get too many opportunities to use the camera these days, though, so they just might have to deal.

The fact that Ian Cheney is helping to make this film seems a good reason to finally link here.

is for Victory Garden.

Here's a particularly pleasing adaptation:

I'm in it for the revolution. But mostly I'm in it for the food.

I Don't Blog

because I'm too busy farming.

That either makes me extremely authentic/attractive or extremely disappointing.